Countdown to chaos · Sept. 23–28

Your whole red-hot weekend, right here.

Official schedule from Phoenix RDR. Times can move with vibes, weather, hares, and the appropriate level of chaos.

Weekend shenanigans

The official plan

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Weds

Sept. 23
Evening

Hashy Hour

ScheduledTime to be announced

Come ease into the weekend, grab a drink, and start making friends before the official bad decisions begin.

Hash hotel

Thurs

Sept. 24
3pm

Hotel Check-In Opens

ScheduledTime to be announced

Drop your bags, find your people, and remember that the whole hotel is ours.

Hash hotel

5–8pm

Event Check-In Opens

ScheduledTime to be announced

Grab your wristband, collect your stuff, and start the weekend.

Registration

Evening

Thursday Night Throwdown Hash

ScheduledTime to be announced

Kick off the weekend with trail, beer, and the first wave of chaos.

Meet at the hash hotel

Friday

Sept. 25
11am

Kilted Yoga

ScheduledTime to be announced

Stretch it out and prepare your body for the nonsense ahead. Kilts encouraged.

Hash hotel

1–7pm

Check-In Continues

ScheduledTime to be announced

Roll in, get settled, and pretend you are going to pace yourself.

Registration

Afternoon

Prelube Shenanigans

ScheduledTime to be announced

Pool, games, drinks, music, and DJ Ditch Bitch.

Pool

6pm

Dinner

ScheduledTime to be announced

Food is included because we do want you to survive the weekend.

Hash hotel

Evening

Shot Crawl

ScheduledTime to be announced

Wear your best red lingerie and join the shot crawl through the hotel.

Hash hotel

Sat

Sept. 26
9am–12pm

Late Check-In

ScheduledTime to be announced

For the “I swear I’m on my way” crowd.

Registration

9am

Beer Mile

ScheduledTime to be announced

Make some pour decisions and prove you can drink and run a whole mile.

Meet at the hash hotel

2pm

Red Dress Run

ScheduledTime to be announced

The main event: walker trail, runner trail, beer near, and red dresses strongly recommended.

Meet at the hash hotel

Afternoon

Recovery?

ScheduledTime to be announced

Cool down, refuel, and pretend you are fine.

Pool

6:30pm

Dinner + RDR Storytime

ScheduledTime to be announced

Eat, laugh, and hear how this ridiculous red dress tradition started.

Hash hotel

8pm

Talentless Show

ScheduledTime to be announced

Exactly what it sounds like. Lower your expectations and bring your best act.

Main stage

Late Night

Party Continues

ScheduledTime to be announced

You didn’t think we were done, did you?

Hash hotel

Sunday

Sept. 27
10am

Fatboy Hangover Trail

ScheduledTime to be announced

You’ll question your life choices. Do it anyway.

Meet at the hash hotel

11am

GTFO-ish

ScheduledTime to be announced

Coffee, recovery, and saying goodbye to your new favorite people.

Hash hotel

Evening

Hashy Hour

ScheduledTime to be announced

Still here? Have one more drink with the people who made Monday their problem.

Hotel bar

Monday

Sept. 28
Hashy Hour

Hotel Bar Hangout

ScheduledTime to be announced

One last round before everyone crawls back to real life.

Hotel bar

Lost Boobs

Lost Boobs from the Hotel Bar

ScheduledTime to be announced

Monday trail launches from the hotel bar.

Hotel bar